They Make it in China

Tiger Can Cover

2006-08-29T12:25:00.000-07:00

Look it's a cute tiger outfit for your can of 7-Up!

Toilet Paper Holder Radio

2006-08-24T12:07:00.000-07:00

I'm not really sure why I would want a radio on my toilet paper holder.

Hot Dog Snap Bracelet

2006-07-31T14:07:00.000-07:00

If you look closely, you will see that there are hot dogs and drinks on these stylish snap bracelets. Now these are the height of fashion!

Tree Limb Bowl

2006-07-06T10:42:00.000-07:00

This would make a stunning centerpiece for any table.

Clip Watches

2006-06-27T16:21:00.000-07:00

I have always wanted a watch on a clip. I think these would look great in my hair, but then I guess I wouldn't be able to tell what time it is.

CD and Pen Holders

2006-06-16T10:17:00.000-07:00

I have no idea what these little green beings are supposed to be. This is the same company that makes the muscleman cd holders.

Parrot and Flamingo Table

2006-06-12T09:38:00.000-07:00

My friend's grandmother used to have a table just like this. It's just as beautiful as I remember.

Dolphin Wine Stoppers

2006-06-08T11:19:00.000-07:00

These dolphin wine stoppers have blinking neon lights. Fancy!

Finger Light

2006-05-30T15:52:00.000-07:00

Perfect for when holding a flashlight is just too hard.

Fancy Watches

2006-05-23T14:18:00.000-07:00

I should have posted these two weeks ago. Now it's too late for Mother's Day!

Flexible Keyboard

2006-05-19T12:36:00.000-07:00

This certainly isn't the most useful invention, but I actually think it's kind of cool. I especially liked what the manufacturer had to say about it. Here are a couple of the features they highlighted in their email.

"Moisture prevention: waterproof, ideal for use in adverse, humid or
even low-level water conditions "

Wow! I have been looking everywhere for a keyboard I can use underwater!

"Harmless to the human body with excellent softness"

What a relief! I thought for sure this keyboard might be deadly.

Puppet Show

2006-05-16T11:34:00.000-07:00

I'm not sure how this is a puppet show, but that's what the manufacturer calls it. And yes, that is some sort of grass growing out of that thing's head.

Auto Partner

2006-05-12T10:22:00.000-07:00

This beauty will attach right to your dashboard. Here's the company's description:

"Functions: 5 in 1
¡ïCompass.
¡ïWeatherglass.
¡ïScent.
¡ïFlashing when have a mobile phone call.
¡ïCreate beautiful and pastel seven colors light when the car is moving at night automatically.
¡ïNo any power line"

No car could possibly be complete without one of these!

Cell Phone Stroller

2006-05-10T12:29:00.000-07:00

Yes, this really is a stroller for your cell phone.

Snake

2006-05-08T09:48:00.000-07:00

Oooo...I have always wanted a ceramic snake with chick like things rotating above its head.

"Let Dream Comes Ture, Turn Everything Into Gold"

2006-05-04T10:30:00.000-07:00

This might just be the scariest picture I have ever seen. The title is this manufacturer's moto. I think I will be perfectly happy if my dream never comes ture.

Computer Mouse Wrist Rests

2006-05-03T11:11:00.000-07:00

These are some really nice wrist rests. They even glow in the dark!

Stapler for the Rubber Ducky Enthusiast

2006-05-01T13:58:00.000-07:00

OK, I have to admit that this is kind of cute, but it's still strange to put a rubber ducky in a stapler.

Radio

2006-04-26T12:13:00.000-07:00

No, I didn't title this wrong. It is, in fact, a radio.

"5 styles LCD Watch for Teeenagers"

2006-04-24T15:46:00.000-07:00

The title is a direct quote from the email the manufacturer sent me. Apparantly, this design is their "best selling teenage LCD watch." All of the teenagers I know would go wild over these! Pretty soon all of the cool kids will be wearing them.

Flashing Cross Necklace

2006-04-18T11:24:00.000-07:00

Wow! What a stunning piece of jewelry!

Cell Phone Sock

2006-04-14T13:59:00.000-07:00

Is your cell phone cold? Would it like a sock?

Battery Powered Candles

2006-04-13T12:17:00.000-07:00

Who wants a real candle when you can have one of these beauties?

Mouse in Cheese Toilet Paper Holder

2006-04-11T14:44:00.000-07:00

Springy Tire Alarm Clock

2006-04-10T12:15:00.000-07:00

Boing! Boing!

Flashing Fruit Bowl

2006-04-07T12:42:00.000-07:00

Chicken Alarm Clock

2006-04-04T15:06:00.000-07:00

This is how the manufacturer described this fine item:

Description:
1. Chinese Zodiac Sign style
2. It is super and big to hold act manifestation time
3. It searchs Date function

Huh?

Toothpick Holder

2006-04-03T14:32:00.000-07:00

Hello little man! Thanks for the toothpick.

Muscle Man CD Holder

2006-03-31T10:28:00.000-08:00

The Singing Pillow

2006-03-30T12:47:00.000-08:00

I wonder what it sings. Do you think it takes requests?