As an employee at my family's import company, I receive many emails from manufacturers in China who want us to sell their products. These products have been a source of amusement for me for years. When the singing pillow arrived in my inbox, I decided to start a blog so that others could share in the excitement.

Wednesday, April 26, 2006


No, I didn't title this wrong. It is, in fact, a radio.

Monday, April 24, 2006

"5 styles LCD Watch for Teeenagers"

The title is a direct quote from the email the manufacturer sent me. Apparantly, this design is their "best selling teenage LCD watch." All of the teenagers I know would go wild over these! Pretty soon all of the cool kids will be wearing them.

Tuesday, April 18, 2006

Flashing Cross Necklace

Wow! What a stunning piece of jewelry!

Friday, April 14, 2006

Cell Phone Sock

Is your cell phone cold? Would it like a sock?

Thursday, April 13, 2006

Battery Powered Candles

Who wants a real candle when you can have one of these beauties?

Tuesday, April 11, 2006

Mouse in Cheese Toilet Paper Holder

Monday, April 10, 2006

Springy Tire Alarm Clock

Boing! Boing!

Friday, April 07, 2006

Flashing Fruit Bowl

Tuesday, April 04, 2006

Chicken Alarm Clock

This is how the manufacturer described this fine item:

1. Chinese Zodiac Sign style
2. It is super and big to hold act manifestation time
3. It searchs Date function


Monday, April 03, 2006

Toothpick Holder

Hello little man! Thanks for the toothpick.