As an employee at my family's import company, I receive many emails from manufacturers in China who want us to sell their products. These products have been a source of amusement for me for years. When the singing pillow arrived in my inbox, I decided to start a blog so that others could share in the excitement.

Tuesday, May 30, 2006

Finger Light

Perfect for when holding a flashlight is just too hard.

Tuesday, May 23, 2006

Fancy Watches

I should have posted these two weeks ago. Now it's too late for Mother's Day!

Friday, May 19, 2006

Flexible Keyboard

This certainly isn't the most useful invention, but I actually think it's kind of cool. I especially liked what the manufacturer had to say about it. Here are a couple of the features they highlighted in their email.

"Moisture prevention: waterproof, ideal for use in adverse, humid or
even low-level water conditions "

Wow! I have been looking everywhere for a keyboard I can use underwater!

"Harmless to the human body with excellent softness"

What a relief! I thought for sure this keyboard might be deadly.

Tuesday, May 16, 2006

Puppet Show

I'm not sure how this is a puppet show, but that's what the manufacturer calls it. And yes, that is some sort of grass growing out of that thing's head.

Friday, May 12, 2006

Auto Partner

This beauty will attach right to your dashboard. Here's the company's description:

"Functions: 5 in 1
¡ïFlashing when have a mobile phone call.
¡ïCreate beautiful and pastel seven colors light when the car is moving at night automatically.
¡ïNo any power line"

No car could possibly be complete without one of these!

Wednesday, May 10, 2006

Cell Phone Stroller

Yes, this really is a stroller for your cell phone.

Monday, May 08, 2006


Oooo...I have always wanted a ceramic snake with chick like things rotating above its head.

Thursday, May 04, 2006

"Let Dream Comes Ture, Turn Everything Into Gold"

This might just be the scariest picture I have ever seen. The title is this manufacturer's moto. I think I will be perfectly happy if my dream never comes ture.

Wednesday, May 03, 2006

Computer Mouse Wrist Rests

These are some really nice wrist rests. They even glow in the dark!

Monday, May 01, 2006

Stapler for the Rubber Ducky Enthusiast

OK, I have to admit that this is kind of cute, but it's still strange to put a rubber ducky in a stapler.